~ How I Love to Sail ~

Oh, we're stuck on a boat in the middle of the lake
The wind's gone down and the sails won't take
Coming out here was a big mistake
Oh, how I love to sail

There's fifteen people in this boat
It's amazing that this thing can float
I wish I had an antidote
Oh, how I love to sail

Four straight weeks we've waited here
Waited here for some shore to appear
Probably won't for another year
Oh, how I love to sail