~ Sardines ~

Every morning by the riverside, sardines
I see the people standing by my side, sardines
Every morning when I open the door, sardines
I see the people they are begging for more

[chorus] I got sardines on my plate
And I don't need no steak
Sardines, hey, and pork and beans, hey

And sardines on a Monday, hey, hey
On a Tuesday and a Wednesday, hey, hey
I got sardines on a Thursday, hey, hey
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, hey, hey
[chorus]

Junk Yard Band released "Sardines" as a single in 1984 with different words. Melinda Caroll released a version with these words on an album in 2010. Original author unknown.