~ Wings of a Buzzerd ~

If I had the wings of a buzzerd, buzzerd, up to the woods I would fly,
There to remain as a buzzerd, buzzerd, until the day that I die.
Oooh la la ooh la la ooh la ooh la, oooh la la ooh la la La (unh)
Oooh la la ooh la la ooh la ooh la, oooh la la ooh la la La

[Repeat, replacing buzzerd with squito, r-plane, eagle, butt-fly]

[all misspellings on purpose to achieve proper pronounciation]