~ Eugene's Ark Song ~

[read the -- as "Beep Beep" (the Ark's horn)]

If you take -- the Ark ---, your trip could last an hour
Leave the dock -- behind ---, smell that diesel power
Well, the LBH is fast and the Gastron is faster, and the Whaler just got a new engine
But if you take -- the Ark ---, you'll never have to be in a hurry again

If you take -- the Ark ---, your trip could last all session
Leave the dock -- behind ---, return at your discretion
Well, you might get there much sooner on the Lillian Babbitt Hyde,
But would you know what you missed along the way?
If you take -- the Ark ---, you'll never have to be in a hurry again
Well, the Ark is quite large, but not as big as the barge, and the LB can hold 26
If you went skiing around, behind the Ark you would drown, but it gives you your boat-driving fix

[repeat 1st verse]
(that's right!) You'll never have to be in a hurry again
(once more!) You'll never have to be in a hurry again!