~ Fried Ham ~

Fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney,
After the macaroni we'll have onions, pickles, and pretzels,
Then we'll have some more fried ham, fried ham, fried ham.
___th verse, same as the first, ____ accent, all the worse: [Repeat]

Accents: Opera, Baby, Girl Scout (like Promise), Priest (sing monotone, last syllable of each line 2 notes down), Underwater (use index finger to blurble lips), Alien (index fingers are antennae, beep a lot), ...